Stevie Wonder
October 20, 2008
I’m going to see Stevie Wonder on Wednesday night this week (in concert, as I don’t know him personally).
You know what I’ve noticed? Everyone is such a fucking comedian.
You know I’ve heard all the Stevie Wonder jokes; people ask me why I am having leave “I am having leave to go and see Stevie Wonder in concert” I say.
Usual response is: “Well you may see him but he won’t see you”… you know what people?! SHUTUP!
That joke is old and not funny, I’m all for jokes but come on people, don’t try and be funny if you have no chance of pulling it off!
How about you surprise me with something witty… Like my example below:
Anthony: I am having leave to go and see Stevie Wonder in concert..
Mini Anthony: You know what the hardest part about going to the concert will be?
Anthony: What’s that?
Mini Anthony: Telling everyone your gay…
How much funnier would that be?!
If you want to be as funny as me let me know; I can start giving you lessons.
